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whore-degrader: The only reason we hang out with you is because your mom sucks everyones dick
dollyvisha:The only reason why a woman should be in the office is to pleasure the men working there…. The wife earning her daily wage!
The only reason I watch this anime ok.
“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M. “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She
The only reason
Some people seem to have been under the impression that I didn’t ship it because of the ice cream daughter edit I did, and I felt it was essential I rectified that. I ship it. I ship Cinder a lot, and the only reason I don’t draw more of Neo is that
autumnbramble: vixenscratch: autumnbramble: sometimes i get salty and smug when people can’t identify/misidentify animals but then i remember the only reason i’m so good at animal identification is because i’m a degenerate furry My dad, though.
smallhorsefan: the only reason I regret not owning a console. ugh fuuuck <33
uselessprotag: Rock Lee can and will beat the ever lovin fuck out of the entire goddamn naruto cast and the only reason he hasn’t slapped the holy fucking ghost out of sausage man or nard is because he is made out of 70% love for friends 30% respect
doingmeananxiet-moving: Not sure if you really like the name you’ve chosen for yourself? Use it when the barista at Starbucks asks for your name. This is what I recommend to any trans*/nb person (or just anyone who wants to change their name). The
Mornin’, kiddos. I went ahead and made a dedicated blog solely for homestuck arts. So if that’s the only reason you’re here, that might be a bit handy. 8y
bakaouji: The best part of Shugo Chara~
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
taggedrne: this is the only reason i come to my grandmas and also bc she makes me food and gives me money
kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: The only reason Canada is cold because I’m not there. I’m hot af Are you really tho? ;3 But little do they know if it weren’t
theartofkenyadanino: So the only reasonable way I saw fit to calm my feelings about this movie was a simple solution. DRAW ALL THE DRAGONS. Guys go see HTTYD 2, hands down it was probably the best animated film I’ve seen in a while.
sleeplessvillages: This is literally the only reason I woke up today
younger-than-the-soul: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse. It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.
anna-kendrickarchive: @AnnaKendrick47 Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities.”
rainbrose: Dean throws his belt down and kicks it away The only reason Dean lost his championship was because he didn’t want it anymore.
dorkly: The Only Reasonable Reaction To the Live Action Sonic Movie How about we take it up a notch, shall we? Michael Bay will produce it, Tim Burton will direct it and that Twilight bitch will write it or the bitch from 50 Shades. How ‘bout that?
wrestlingssexconfessions: Honestly, the only reason I even started watching wrestling was because my husband was watching it and I was really turned on by the sexual tension between the Miz and Alex Riley. I’d say guy-on-guy sex is like 75% of why
babylonian:please watch this video about the awful night i am having
boxingcleverrr: aztechnology: kelssiel: systlin: shitrichcollegekidssay: them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT biologist: Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is
hiddenpolkadots: the 100 + textposts ft bellamy blake aka the only reason i’m still here suffering™ 20/ ???
ghostingrose: glumshoe:lady-lizbian:glumshoe:my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in …i did read
axonsandsynapses: okay, I’m 99% sure the only reason they included this shot was fanservice I disagree, if only because what came immediately after was the worst thing in history.
netlfix: imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
dcaupanels: Batman Adventures Holiday Special - Jolly Ol’ St. Nicholas how mature am I that the sound effect is the only reason I capped this?
The only reason I know the names of so many gems and minerals is from playing World of Warcraft. The knowledge has no real practical applications for me but it does allow me to own at the gem and minerals category on Jeopardy
kasukasukasumisty: If you say that SU’s flaw is Steven Then I’m gonna piss on your head Also: people need to stop saying the only reason Steven is in the show is because Cartoon Network wouldn’t greenlight a show about three female characters
Here’s a tip that’s actually probably obvious from the beginning but I didn’t realize until I was fighting the first boss ‘cause I’m a dodo:Any star points you don’t use during a turn get carried over to the next turn. You usually get like
thetransalien: Who laugh with their eyes open? Anyway this sinnamon roll is the only reason why I watch the show
kalepika: commission of a cute splatoon squid boy :3 there are three versions of this picture, you can view the other two on my pixiv here. (nsfw) my commissions are still open, but I’ve got a lot of slots filled at the moment. The wait time is about
criticalattack: really the only reason i waited for dmmd anime was to use them for these this is also kind of a birthday present for bertas-dong <3 i hope you had a great bday friend
ilykakashi: He does respect his kouhai. Even more when he pays the bill.
reasons tumblr app is shit: can’t load gifs properly only shows one image in ask posts even tho there’s more somehow managed to be even slower with the update still can’t tag asks wtf
closet-keys: alexafaie: morbidmanatee: I feel like our economy has been driven by mass production for so long that we’ve forgotten just how intensely time-consuming making things by hand is. Mass production was revolutionary for a reason. It DRASTICALLY
amazingmichelleman: lusilly: the only reason batman is so popular is because he has the best villains false
capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Mind blowing tire explosion blows away the thief This shit right here will never not be funny. That’s the only reason huh? So you’ve thought about it a lot? Normal tires won’t
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Mind blowing tire explosion blows away the thief This shit right here will never not be funny. That’s the only reason huh? So you’ve
inside-us-only-stars: ojavenger: supernaturallysarcastic: edwardspoonhands: overtheunderpass: surprise-adoption: Bottle rocket under ice rad I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are
shoolk: The only reason I’ll ever buy a new 3ds is if nintendo makes this
shinjaninja: guwanzesama: nursemeowji: The enemy team in X and Y? TEAM ALGEBRA solve THIS VARIABLE MOTHERFUCKER *INTENSE BATTLE MUSIC*
pinkkryptonite: The only reason I’d wear 5 inch stilettos would be to lay down in them.
caloriqe:mckillington:i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
classy-viking: love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure
f-enrir replied to your post: DYLAN TOLD ME THE ONLY REASON HE FELL IN LOVE WITH… Everyone knows it’s the booty. That’s why I fell for my girl. Well I knew that.
The only reason I even watch True Blood anymore is for Eric, Pam, and Lafayette. Fuck this shit otherwise. Oh and Jessica too.
angelmirandac: shopjeen: practically the only reason why I have a social media persona Omg lol
I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.
The only reason Tumblr's being a fuck up is cause of all the people that joined for no fucking reason, reblog this if you're a true blogger and joined before the new dash.
can you tell the only reason im excited for upd8s is cause i have hope Nepeta will be back LMAO
artemisandactaeon: this was the best scene in anything i’ve seen in my entire life
ssquadupdates: Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate the number of mini umbrellas in Harley’s drink.
froggysoup: sorry venti but im getting my ass handed to me and you’re the only disposable one in the party
Evil. Eeeeevil So i recently rebuilt my Zedruu the Greathearted deck, and the newer incarnation has a few new toys, like this thing. I managed to beat my friend’s Avacyn deck this morning, after a long and grueling battle… and the only reason
WAIT HOLD ON A SEC WHAT IF MAKO’S FIRE IS BLUE BECAUSE THE BARRIER BETWEEN THE TWO WORLDS BROKE AND AZULA’S GHOST JUST POSSESSED HIM? BECAUSE ONLY AZULA COULD DO BLUE FIRE SO THE ONLY REASON MAKO COULD BE DOING THIS IS CAUSE SHE’S
princess-rose: ♡ the beautiful, lovely, kind, inspiring women on this website are the only reason i’m here ♡
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